The Glossier Review | By Harrison

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My recent trip to New York was a trip of many ‘firsts‘. One of those firsts was my trip to Glossier. In the blogging world, Glossier is currently experiencing it’s 15 minutes of fame, it’s hype. It’s currently the best thing since sliced bread and as it doesn’t ship here to the UK, it’s even more exclusive. So me being me, I decided to jump on the bandwagon and see what all the fuss is about.

So buckle up, grab yourself a cuppa & several biscuits and prepare yourself for the review of all reviews. Welcome to my review on Glossier.

Let’s begin which what I actually bought. I picked up the Phase 1 Set which includes the Milky Jelly Cleanser, The Priming Moisturiser & The Balm Dot Com. This set comes in at $45 which for those of you in the UK, it’s about £40.

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// The Priming Moisturiser \\

Starting with the moisturiser. Probably the one product that’s a bit here nor there for me. It’s good for what it does, but it’s nothing special. The ‘Priming’ feature means it’s great for ladies (or men, no discrimination here) who are applying make-up. You can build the product as much as you like/need to add a layer of moisture and use this a base before applying any makeup. That said, you can use it as your every day moisturiser and it does a cracking job at just that.

What I love about this, is the fact it’s not too shiny. It has quite a matte finish, meaning you don’t come away looking like you’ve already been for a run. What I don’t like is the smell. Whatever the scent is, it’s horrible. I absolutely cannot get used to it & for me, this is a massive let down.

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// The Balm Dot Com \\

Jumping into my favourite of the three. The Balm Dot Com is a universal balm that can be used on lips or skin. I chose to have the original scent. If you don’t already know, I’m an absolute lip balm whore. I love the stuff & I think I’m addicted. (Stay tuned for a blog post dedicated to all things lips)

Naturally I was going to fall in love with this the minute I tried it. What I really like about this, is how long lasting & matte it is. It has quite a thick texture which is what makes it so long lasting, it just means it’s not great to wear to bed. Also, the applicator is useless. It’s really rough when applying, so you’re best bet is to use your finger. Overall though, a great product and definitely one I’d repurchase… when they finally ship here.

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// The Milky Jelly Cleanser \\

Now for the biggest disappointment of them all… I know, I know… let me explain.

I had so many high hopes for this. I’m a huge lover of the Oskia Renaissance Cleansing Gel & I’ve heard so many comparisons between the two. So I was dying to try this & it’s the one product that drew me to Glossier in the first place. So when I got this, I was expecting so much, I think I possibly set my standards a little too high.

Don’t get me wrong, it’s a great cleanser. It cleanses really well, it’s given great results and I’d definitely buy it again. However, it just doesn’t have a ‘wow‘ factor. It doesn’t lather up (which is weird), it doesn’t smell of anything (which is off-putting) and overall doesn’t have a lot going on!

With that in mind, don’t let it put you off. I would still recommend these products & I’d still buy them again! Overall it’s a great brand & I love the concept of Glossier.


Apologies it’s been a bit rambley today. Is it only Wednesday already? That’s it from me today, I’m off to get ready for work and get on with this week.

Happy hump day & I’ll see you back here on Friday!

| Harrison |



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